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The Rabbi, the Horse and the Hat The Rabbi, the Horse and the Hat On a very windy day, a rabbi was walking along when a strong gust of wind blew his hat off his head. The rabbi ran after the hat, but the wind was too strong. It kept blowing his hat farther and farther away. A non-Jewish young...

As Josh strolled along the street, he saw his buddy Michael striding along anxiously with lots of bags in his hands. "Hey Michael, is everything alright? You seem kind of jumpy." Michael set the bags on the ground and said, "Yeah, I was just now at the state-of-the-art supermarket that they...

The Hungry Tenant The Hungry Tenant A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night's leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of...

The asylum Bus Driver A big bus stops at a roadside eatery. The passengers flood inside the eatery and as they take their respective seats the driver calls the manager aside and explains, "Look sir, we're from the mental asylum down the road. I'm taking the inmates for a ride. When they're...

The Price of Whiskey A young man goes into a liquor store and approaches the shop owner. Customer: "Excuse me, can I ask you a question?" Shop owner: "Sure, son, go ahead." Customer: "Why are you selling the Jack Daniels at thirty dollars per bottle?" Shop owner: "And why shouldn't I...

Sandwich Dilemma A sign in a restaurant window reads, "If you order it and we don't have it, you instantly win a million dollars." A man walking by notices the sign and walks into the restaurant, sitting down with a smirk. The waiter asks for his order, and the man requests "white rhinoceros...

The Worst Colleagues There were three receptionists at a convention each talking about how dodgy their coworkers were. The first said "Nobody is more dodgy than car salesmen. My colleagues will patch up a car so that it will drive just far enough away from the yard before it breaks down and...

A Very Specific Order A man goes into a cafe and asks for breakfast done ‘my way.’ He says, "Can I get a full cooked breakfast, but I need it cooked my way?" "Can I have bacon that’s so burnt that it’s blackened like pieces of chiseled anthracite?" "Can I have sausages that are so rubbery...

Little Johnny's Spelling I invited my boss and her husband over for dinner and while we were eating she asked my son, Little Johnny, what he learned about in school that day. I said that we usually play a "four clues" game where we have to guess and she thought that would be fun. So Johnny...

My wife couldn't drive but was a back seat driver? and she would bloody listen, so one miles from and she didn't where she was. I pulled over to the side switched off gave her the keys got out and started walking in a different direction, any way I got to the cafe and ordered two coffees to go...

I think Veggie is having giggle?

Some I;ve been doing for in the catering industry, a span of app 45 years?

Trying to Get a Job in India Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and...

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Waves

Tow the offenders away?

Whenever i think of going off the beaten track fossicking, I think and am bought back to Earth with remembrance of angling, spending hours in the English Channel just off the North Fore[and. For it seemed to be the same result. A WET ARSE AND NO FISH?

Some kick a ball on the field, while others stand around playing pocket billiards? GIVE ALBO - THE ELBOW.

Check your retirement funds now: Cyberattack targets several super funds across Australia Don't need to worry about cyber attacks, our biggest problem is going to be government interference, which incidentally was supposed to be protected from interference. Changing legislation to rip you off...

Thats why they probably. call it the PRETZEL?