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commiserations in order?

9 X 10.....Computer problem no excuse, however doesn't alter question five, to sodding long!!

Motorcycle

I'm to far away at Frankston? otherwise.

Personally I didn't like them?

Bowen should along with the rest of this shower of shit government, be BOWEN OUT?

GIVE ALBO - THE ELBOW

60 Miles an Hour A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?” The driver says, “Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour.” The cop says, “Really! Why...

For Watchman For Watchman On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns on the light, unlocks the gate, and shuts off the security system. When he asked what the...

She Knows The States And Capitals There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning a ll the states and capitals. That night when...

This Carpenter is Right A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, “Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches.” “What? How come you...

The Priest With His New Horse He goes to the Ostler and asks him if he has a good horse for him. The Ostler“Yes, I have the perfect horse for you, it starts moving when you say ‚Thank God‘ and stops when you say ‚Amen‘“ So the priest decides to buy the horse and takes it for a ride. He...

You Can’t Do That I got pulled over for texting while driving. Officer: Sir, you know you’re not supposed to be using your phone while driving, don’t you? Me: Well officer, I guess we all make mistakes when we’ve been drinking.

Speeding A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license. The blonde very indignant replies, “You know what? I’m getting tired of you cops. You just can’t make up your mind. Last week you...

George A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George’s two friends, Joe and Al. Joe: “He’s burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over.” Joe looked at...

Blonde In Court A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand. “I don’t...