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Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. Eventually, they started talking about their jobs, and why they were at the beach. "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All day long I toil in the...

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT - BUT I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT .

YES HAVE BEEN HERE AND THERE PROSPECTING BUT NEVER FOUND ANY THAT SIZE. LUCKY TO FIND ONE GRAMMERS ATM, MY THOUGHTS ON MAHONEY'S LATEST FIND = JEALOUSY SPRINGS TO MIND.... I JEST OF COURSE AS I THINK SHE WORKS A LOT HARDER THAN ME, AND DESERVES WHAT SHE FINDS/GETS.

Tuesday just gone I was in Woolies wearing my usual Aussie Cap ... Now I know why the working folk in there were looking at me as if I was abnormal ?? Wish I had've known of their decision there and then !!

Don't Talk About My Grandma Like That! Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who’s already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the bar. He gets up, staggers over to their...

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No leftovers allowed! DEFINITELY APPLIED AT ORPHANAGE I WAS BROUGHT UP IN. ALSO WE HAD BROOMS MADE OUTTA TREE BRANCHES BY THE LOCAL GARDENER , TO SWEEP THE YARD WITH.

YOU CAN THANK THE NATIONALS FOR THE FUEL REBATE.

YEP BEEN THERE DONE THAT..LOL

Healthy Life, Healthy Wife In their small village, a couple was famous for the husband being 102 years old and his wife being 98 years old, and both in terrific condition, working their farm every day and having the bodies of much younger people. One day, a visitor to the village, curious...

A Choice of the Heart A patient who needs a heart transplant suddenly gets a phone call from his surgeon. "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?" The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart." "Are...

Agree that word is now no more - perhaps use my Partner's often used sentence - DUMB AND DUMBER for incompetency .

AAAAARGH Am dreading the new Digital Identity Bill ? What could go wrong ....

Even though it's an oldie have always loved it . Thanks.

God is Watching The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end...

Sorry to disappoint you but I think the law has changed , and it was when COVID hit . Some of those shops still refuse CASH TODAY.

Can only get the pension thru' the bank or I wooda closed mine a long time ago.

Yeah my main concern is if I go to the local deli /IGA etc what are the extras gunna be when I use the card just for a bottle of milk , loaf of bread or just the local rag the Post Office to post a Postcard or letter ??? The list is endless !! So yeah being on only the pension Hurts in more...

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE WORD '' ENTITLED " PERSONALLY I ALWAYS ASK THE SHOP OWNER IF I CAN BRING MY DOG IN WITH ME ESPECIALLY ON STINKING HOT DAYS. BTW HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN REFUSED .