My Dad was a master baker and I grew up with REAL traditional hot cross buns. There is only 1 of those flavours I'd try and that would be the Cinnabon as it's nearest to traditional.
Many, many years ago, my Mum was on a jury in UK and the charge against the man was "Buggery" the animal involved was a sheep. He got a prison sentence but I can't remember how long.
I just forwarded this to my Granddaughter, she somehow got a double bad flat pack in her tiny car last week. Yes she had toys like this when she was young, looks like they paid off.