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My Ex once had a dream before Christmas, about receiving pearl earings with a pearl necklace, a diamond broache and finger rings. She then said ,"what do you think the dream means?" I said lets see what Santa brings you for Christmas?" I bought her a book on, how to Interprate Dreams! Yep that...

Did the train stop at the last station before the tunnel??

I overcame dyslexix to a degree that I am recently a new author, I still block print when I write something just in case it is spelt wrong so people can understand what I am trying to say. Spell check does not help when there are so many words spelt diferently but sound the same! As we in...

Geeeeee'ssss thats not like you Littleboy8!

Yes we do at Bluff Knoll in the Stirling Ranges near Albany in winter!

In the convent Mother Superior sees the novice num sister Mary walking though the hall. Morther Suprior calls sister Mary into her office. When seated the Mother Superior says to the novice Mary "Mary did you get out of the bed on the wrong side this morning?" Mary replies "no mother superior I...

My maternal grandmother always use to say, when someone let one rip! "Let thi wind blow long , let thi wind blow free! Fur it wur not thwind that killeth me!" In her Lancastrian accent.

My daughter and I call it Moow juice after they were fed on booby juice!

A bacon buttie!

I bet U don't have the problem, of her pussy on U face, it thats the case?

Moral of the story? Stop Using FB!!

My curent book Mr. Stork Delivering Megan is in print now and available on line. If I where to wite my story, it would be titled; My Orgasmic Life!

Valentine's Day My page boy Sylvester with something special, just for you! Sent with Love to you all! OXox Ladies I know it is not Valentines Day, but the attached is for you, if it is your birthday? Or if you are alone for Christmas New Years!!

Is'nt that Octoberbrest's??

$ note I once rolled up a $1 note set it alight to then light my cigar with it, at a fancy dress gangster party, when plastic notes replaced paper notes. I felt like a millionare!

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