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  1. SirExton

    Joke OH NO!!!!!!

    Oh Dear!
  2. SirExton

    Joke How extraordinary

    For those who like cats? Singing 'That cat crept in,,,, crapt,,, and crept out again!
  3. SirExton

    Face Lift

    Face Lift A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspapr. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ’About 32,’ is...
  4. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 03.03.2025

    Suzanne Rose I remember my father doing British National Service in Cyprus, as a peace keeper in the mid/ late 1950's. I now have some pictures of his time there. He took my step mother there for a holiday in the early 2000's, He always talked fondly of his time there, even with bullets flying...
  5. SirExton

    Joke God? I Have a Question...

    Yes but Adam said; but my other head, was aching for it!
  6. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 03.03.2025

    Athena. I see you are trying to stop time and not grow another day older since 03/03/2024?? I have not gotten a day older since June 1981 at age 26, when I came out of a coma. I am as silly now, as I was way back then!! Live long and prosper, someone once said with the V inbetween his four...
  7. SirExton

    Joke How extraordinary

    As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the...
  8. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 03.03.2025

    Walking from the Gateway Shopping Centre Western Australia this morning, after coming of the Pirate Ship STS LEEUWIN2. I often get asked were is the ships Parrot? I found 3 of them today. Love to all at SDC OXox
  9. SirExton

    Fremantle Harbour this morning 1st March 2025

    Fremantle Harbour this morning 1st March 2025 As Volunteer Duty Watch Officer on the sail training ship Leeuwin2 for the weekend I see harbour life changing every minute of the day. I love it! Pity Leeuwin2 does not have her masts and Rigging in this picture today.
  10. SirExton

    COST A LOT MORE...

    Can U turn the page for me?
  11. SirExton

    What's your favourite season?

    Having been raised farming in the UK we would be outside in all weather and seasons. Having had a few near death experiences since, every day is a bonus and a gift from The Lord God! I do not have a favourite season, as they all make me feel like I am in Paradise, wherever I am! Amen! & Amen...
  12. SirExton

    FEELING LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

    Now that I would like 2 C Ox
  13. SirExton

    General Discussion Thread 27.02.2024

    My thoughts sown into my book, published last October, is bringing joy into peoples days as they reminiscing their childhood and travels. So I am told in: God Bless all at SDC and members wherever U may B OXox https://www.arkhousepress.com/mr-stork-delivering-megan/
  14. SirExton

    He Has a Way With Words!

    Bugger Iove Brussels spouts!
  15. SirExton

    He Has a Way With Words!

    How does a good refined Lady hold her liqueur? By the Ears!
  16. SirExton

    FEELING LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

    I give praise and thanks to God, when I open my eyes to another day, as every day is a bonus! I am a Leo by birth and have more lives than a cat, I sould be dead 10 times over. The Lord must be keeping me here for a reason, to bother you lot at SDC! Ha! Ha!
  17. SirExton

    Joke The Safe

    Thal hav ta wait awile cos am goin ta B around until am 115 so I told mi daughter Loren a couple of years ago. I am gona moyder her till then!
  18. SirExton

    Joke A good deal

    There is the line underneath missing? Come one hop 2 it!
  19. SirExton

    BELIEVE ME...

    Am I missing something? I do not see the funny side? Especially when there is so much Domestic Violence happening these days! And yes there are some female Werewolfs as well!
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