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The Thirsty Criminal A fleeing criminal, desperate to escape the police, runs into the desert with hardly any water. Very soon, he runs out of drinking water, and hours later, he is already plodding under the merciless desert sun. He is close to desperation when suddenly, he sees something...

Some of the car parks now have narrow parking bays , which are not suitable for bigger vehicles.

I don't own a house but this is paltry . Same ol' Same ol for Pensioners and I don't see anyone Screaming support for us ? Also who is giving the electricity rebate of $125 ? Is it Albanese , 'cause he already has reneged on the Vote Promise !!!

POST OFFICE ?

The Secret to Having No Enemies The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his...

Will You Walk Me Through the Cemetery? This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" "Sure." I said, being the gentleman I am. As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask...

The Wrong Fashion Accessory An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different...

Definitely a go-to for brekky, anywhere anytime. Pulled ours out the other day and used outdoors on Gas Stove

The Cat Catastrophe Instructions HOW TO FEED A PILL TO A CAT: Worth A Chuckle even if Long .. IMHO Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding...

The Secret of the Shoebox A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her...

The Awkward Question An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s*x?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He...

Agree Totally ..Maybe my earlier post was a bit selfish as I was referring to the point that I can still get cash not via the banks that were in Rural WA but now I being of the CASHIE BRIGADE can get it out of the Post Office etc.

Hot To Trot !! An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?" "Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old...

What happened to you is sad .. Apparently it's called de-banking , and one feels useless as are hamstrung with seemingly no support . Not good going forward.

Bankwest is a Subsidiary of the CWTH bank, and to be honest for Rural Areas we as Bankwest customers can access monies via the Post Office inside or at a CWTH atm anywhere. Also there are no additional fees if we use one of the BIG FOUR BANKS atm's.

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. Eventually, they started talking about their jobs, and why they were at the beach. "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All day long I toil in the...

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT - BUT I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT .

YES HAVE BEEN HERE AND THERE PROSPECTING BUT NEVER FOUND ANY THAT SIZE. LUCKY TO FIND ONE GRAMMERS ATM, MY THOUGHTS ON MAHONEY'S LATEST FIND = JEALOUSY SPRINGS TO MIND.... I JEST OF COURSE AS I THINK SHE WORKS A LOT HARDER THAN ME, AND DESERVES WHAT SHE FINDS/GETS.

Tuesday just gone I was in Woolies wearing my usual Aussie Cap ... Now I know why the working folk in there were looking at me as if I was abnormal ?? Wish I had've known of their decision there and then !!