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We had similar problem with barking dogs and after asking politely to neighbour to keep them quiet they stopped for a day or two. After a further week of constantly barking I went to local council and put in a complaint. Council turned up at there place that afternoon and within 2 weeks they...

Moped An elderly gent was riding his moped when coming to a red light noticed the new Mercedes’ Benz next to him. The driver looked at him and smiled and old gent looked in and said what a beautiful car bet it goes fast. The lights then changed green and driver farewelled the old gent and took...

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Joke A blonde decides that she would like to learn how fly a helicopter. Turns up to the airport and asks instructor to teach her how to fly one. Blonde sits next to instructor taking in all of the buttons and how to start it and then instructor takes helicopter up to a 100 feet and back down...

What is the best thing to happen during sex? Hiccups!

I often go through self serve check out as I can keep a close watch on the prices. Have been caught out a couple times by going through check out and I have queried when I notice a mistake. I believe that you are supposed to get that item that goes through at a wrong price, free. Geiff8

Super chef

I read with interest the forums and ideas people come up with and would like to add my 2 cents worth. I prefer to shop at Coles and have shopped at Woolies but find there prices about 5% dearer. If items I need not on special (30% or 1/2) price I don’t buy as I know that Coles do there specials...

G’day Hi am new member and wish you all a Happy and well being New Year