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    Joke The door for annoying OCD neighbors.

    I am OCD. I went & bought stainless steel clothes pegs so that I didn't have to worry about hanging pieces of clothing with the same coloured pegs 🤣
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    CLOCK OF LIFE

    So true. Live life while you have got it (y)
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    Joke Smart response

    All good thanks
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    Joke I didn't break any laws Officer

    Stuck up cop-?
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    Joke Smart response

    I am now a member of the hardarse don't give a fuck club. :ROFLMAO:
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    Joke Smart response

    All good, just a part of life, changes. No good sitting in the corner crying, life will move on. ❤️
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    Joke Smart response

    This may get me barred from this club :ROFLMAO: so be it. The Mrs first said that I have been a slack person and a dead root for all of our marriage, I said how can you that because you have two children to me, she said howdo you know they were yours. The second one says you have not played...
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    Joke Smart response

    I was very scared to go out & talk to people thinking that I was a minority who was rejected. Then I realised not at all, I was with the majority unfortunately, there is more people separated today than still together. ☹️
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    Joke Smart response

    It took my first one 28 years with two kids to finalise our first marriage, she took off with her first love. Made me feel real bad. Second was only a friends for benefits relationship that lasted 10 years, until I broke it due to no long term commitment. & now rhe third has not really been a...
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    Joke What kind of day have you had?

    🍻 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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    Joke Time to .........

    I would risk the swim! If you poke sharks in the eye they don't like it Apparently?
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    Kiwi & Eskimo

    Kiwi & Eskimo A Kiwi & Eskimo were driving along the highway when the car started to flutter & fart and then came to a stop. The Eskimo lifted the bonnet & both got out to look at the engine. The Kiwi was looking under the bonnet with intense & says I think that you have blown a seal. The...
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    FLAT-EARTHERS FEAR

    Thank the guy that invented gravity, oh that was God. (y) maybe she got it right. Fuck yah:ROFLMAO: And the bloke that sailed around ,the world to prove it, I think it was Mr Columbus. Hewas the bravest man on earth.
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    SOMEONE GOT UPSET....

    I think that it was the trolley boy who did it. :ROFLMAO:
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