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Good one :ROFLMAO:

Joke What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot? You can beat an egg, but can't beat a root. :ROFLMAO:

Uunfortunately that is true in most cases. I envy those that stay married forever, maybe they just can't get dealt cluds and spades :ROFLMAO:

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I bet it was red after that :ROFLMAO:

YEs for sure, how simple it would be to solve a big problem.

Thank God that elephants can't fly.

Are they still allowed now?

Seriously at my father's funeral many years back, a good friend of my dads came up and said to me after my dads casket left the church and said to me well son you had better pick your act up now, you have a big set of shoes to fill. I know he meant well, but I nearly felt like knocking him out...

I remember in spelling class I think grade two with the nuns, us boys would be going up, you pee & doing the motions, we thought we were so tough, but we made dam sure that we never got caught. Hard as nails we were.

I hate it when people call me boy. When people call me boy, I think that it's very downgrading no matter how old I am. I turn back to them & say - I have got a yard of cock, a bucket full of balls & enough hair on my arse to make a grizzly bear sweat, so don't ever call me boy!

Dad joke I used to tell my two daughters that I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat, but, I can pull a hair out of my arse.

Andy sat, Andy waited till his Billy boiled :ROFLMAO:

What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? It's in the song, just sing it. Andy 🤔

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Focker friendship Two men were stranded at sea on their sailing boat after wild weather. They sent out a distress message- please help we are stranded at location xyz?! No answer, so they tried again and again, after a few times the French air force answered and said we will send a Focker...

If only 🤔

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