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How do you know it's a boy? Apart from the headline it could be a girl? Lassie was actually a boy dog, not a girl dog. I reckon it's a girl cat. It's too pretty to be a boy.

Well I must be the stupid one, because it took me a couple of reads to even pick it up. 🙃 I think that's definitely what you call a skitoma, the mind sees what it wants to see because you are concentrating on it, and the headline is creating that for you, so you can't see the error. That's my...

I guess that I am showing my age😎

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Old

But hard to drill a small hole!

I reckon that you would want to be careful of getting splinters 🤣

But it did do the job & was cordless! Hard to argue.

I am pretty sure that I have told this joke on here before but here goes. A guy walks into a nut store, he has a lipse in his words (you will have to imagine the lispe) He asks the store keeper - how much are those nuts up there? Store keeper replies - they are peanuts, they are $12 per kilo...

That's some huge implants way over the top, at least she shouldn't skin her nose when she falls over.

So true

Believe it not & yes until recently I thought the same, but now a little different, a little exercise each day helps you to be & feel better, even it's 3 minutes of exercise it's better than the three minutes that you didn't do yesterday!

Shouldn't it be the devil chasing the angel?

That's a bit like the penis and the balls, The penis said I will go & see what I can get into, you two just hang around here.

Very funny

I bet you never thought it would go this far posting a joke of a dog eating a shoe :ROFLMAO: just goes to show that you never know what's coming next.😁

We want to see the 100% off photo 🌹

So Sue, he would be much in flavour today. :ROFLMAO:

I could have shown a picture of me in the pool with my big snake, but unfortunately due to my past failed relationships it is deleted & lost. Sorry but true, I had a very nice photo of me in the pool with my big python resting on the side of the pool :ROFLMAO: