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True story a mate told me. He was driving a tractor with implement in tow, meant to have an escort for wide load. He got pulled up by the Main Roads Police & they asked him to show his pilots licence, He replied - does this look like a f***ing aeroplane to you. Not very smart, they threw the...

Sweet, but it's only time until the sun gets to them & they fall apart. o_O

Now that's good :ROFLMAO:

Telling a joke backwards. How do you tell a joke backwards? Start Laughing :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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No worries, just speaking from the heart, well for most anyway. ❤️

I think its only illegal if the girls Dad does not want it so, even then probably not illegal but you better to be able to run fast.

Yes I have to say that you ladies hold it all together very well. You are solid gold. 🎖️

Beautiful I love it :ROFLMAO:

Sorry when they take the jeans off not their legs :ROFLMAO:

Their legs must look funny when they take them off with all the sunburnt or tanned patches all over them.

:ROFLMAO: smile you gotta love it.

Very good :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

When I first started seeing it I thought that it was short for Like It or Lump it. I had to ask my children. :ROFLMAO:

Any bloke that treats his wife like that is not worth being a husband, especially when he wants her wrapped in cellophane paper, it would be so hot for her to dress like that.

Ouch! I bet I know what he's thinking.

So cute, they should give them a holiday together ❤️