Search results

I was driving when i saw a sticker on the car in front. It said DILLIGAF. I asked my young companion do you know what DILLIGAF means? He said "Do i look like i give a f#@k?" I was rather taken aback at his bluntness because he was normally an amenable character. After a short while i realised he...

After his op he decided to get a new suit. The tailor looked at him and said "your shirt is 102cm chest and 48cm arms" The bloke was amazed, "You are spot on he said." "Well" said the tailor , "I have been doing this for a long time." "Your pants are a 97cm waist and 70cm leg, and your boxers...

This section makes no sense:- Well, according to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC): 'Businesses must display a total price of a product or service as a single figure. This price must be the minimum total cost—the lowest amount a customer could pay, including any taxes...

That is an amazing image. A bit like the one where Marilyn becomes Einstein.

Punctuation We all know how important punctuation is but sadly not everybody uses it. For example:- lets eat grandma. Is different from:- Let's eat! Grandma. And far less traumatic for Grandma. Now try to punctuate this:- bill where george had had had had had had had had had had had the...

I got 7 out of 10 (70%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #119 Question 1: 🟥 Question 2: 🟥 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟥 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 I haven't heard of Python. Need to look into this.

The good news is that the Seniors Discount Club is successful enough to attract international attention. :p

You need to reread the post. The lady PICKED UP the parcel from the Auspost store.

Again i see a stain removal technique of vinegar and bicarb soda. I know that mixing an acid (vinegar) with a soda (bicarb soda) produces a lot of froth and bubbles BUT the one neutralises the other. So does it really work? If 'yes' then why? Is it because people who do this do not get the...

Unfortunately if an employee shows empathy with you and laments your position you could then sue the agency claiming that a representative of the agency TOLD you that you had been shafted.

A lot of replies are bagging Centrelink for treating people as though they are trying to rip off the agency. I found exactly the opposite. I had the misfortune to need the dole for a few months. I had to jump through a few hoops but rightly so. When i got a job i tried to stop the payments, i...

I saw WAN first. I guess that means i am different to most people.

When a centipede swears at you, you know s/he is pissed off.

If you get the Bunnings app you can then search for your item and it will tell you which aisle it is in. The app is made so that it knows which store you are in. That way it always gives you the correct location. So damn good i wish Wollies would do it in their stores.