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    Joke SMS MESS

    I was driving when i saw a sticker on the car in front. It said DILLIGAF. I asked my young companion do you know what DILLIGAF means? He said "Do i look like i give a f#@k?" I was rather taken aback at his bluntness because he was normally an amenable character. After a short while i realised he...
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    Joke The man with a stutter

    After his op he decided to get a new suit. The tailor looked at him and said "your shirt is 102cm chest and 48cm arms" The bloke was amazed, "You are spot on he said." "Well" said the tailor , "I have been doing this for a long time." "Your pants are a 97cm waist and 70cm leg, and your boxers...
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    This Aussie restaurant was caught breaking a 23-year-old rule! What does this mean for customers?

    This section makes no sense:- Well, according to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC): 'Businesses must display a total price of a product or service as a single figure. This price must be the minimum total cost—the lowest amount a customer could pay, including any taxes...
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    CUTE PUPPIES

    That is an amazing image. A bit like the one where Marilyn becomes Einstein.
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    Punctuation

    Punctuation We all know how important punctuation is but sadly not everybody uses it. For example:- lets eat grandma. Is different from:- Let's eat! Grandma. And far less traumatic for Grandma. Now try to punctuate this:- bill where george had had had had had had had had had had had the...
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    SDC Trivia Game #119 - 22/09/2023

    I got 7 out of 10 (70%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #119 Question 1: 🟥 Question 2: 🟥 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟥 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 I haven't heard of Python. Need to look into this.
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    Who Let these Call Girl ads into Jokes and Riddles? Definitely not funny!

    The good news is that the Seniors Discount Club is successful enough to attract international attention. :p
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    The Unexpected Australia Post Surprise Awaiting a Woman in North Manly

    You need to reread the post. The lady PICKED UP the parcel from the Auspost store.
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    You won't believe how easily these two products can get any stain out of your carpet - instantly!

    Again i see a stain removal technique of vinegar and bicarb soda. I know that mixing an acid (vinegar) with a soda (bicarb soda) produces a lot of froth and bubbles BUT the one neutralises the other. So does it really work? If 'yes' then why? Is it because people who do this do not get the...
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    New testimonies reveal Centrelink staff's frustrations over ignored concerns on 'dodgy' Robodebt system

    Unfortunately if an employee shows empathy with you and laments your position you could then sue the agency claiming that a representative of the agency TOLD you that you had been shafted.
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    New testimonies reveal Centrelink staff's frustrations over ignored concerns on 'dodgy' Robodebt system

    A lot of replies are bagging Centrelink for treating people as though they are trying to rip off the agency. I found exactly the opposite. I had the misfortune to need the dole for a few months. I had to jump through a few hoops but rightly so. When i got a job i tried to stop the payments, i...
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    Word puzzle claims to REVEAL your character – which word do you spot first?

    I saw WAN first. I guess that means i am different to most people.
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    Joke The Talking Centipede

    When a centipede swears at you, you know s/he is pissed off.
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    Huge $48 million Bunnings mega-store set to unveil in Australia

    If you get the Bunnings app you can then search for your item and it will tell you which aisle it is in. The app is made so that it knows which store you are in. That way it always gives you the correct location. So damn good i wish Wollies would do it in their stores.
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