The problem here is that the moron probably doesn't know one Australian snake from another. He will pick up one of the wrong ones sometime soon. That will be the end of the story.
Some years ago a neighbour planted two mature Cocos Palm trees in their front yard. The next day they woke to find the trees missing. A trail of dirt lead around the corner to where a vehicle had obviously been parked. These were big trees and it would have taken a couple of hefty blokes to...