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Didn't you see the one where Albo, our trustworthy and much-beloved leader, told us that he, personally, would refund the $300 it cost to get into one of these scams if it didn't earn you at least a grand in the first day of investing? I felt all funny round the groin area on hearing those...

You'd have to have rocks in your head to fall for these incessant, annoying scam messages from "personalities" beseeching you to put money into the schemes they're fronting, especially those which reckon that you're just one in a hundred who's been chosen -- out of the entire world -- to get...

Arks Perfessor Google ... all will be revealed.

Old saying ... "No matter who you vote for, a politician still gets elected."

Ayep ... living in Brisbane, I must remember (if I can) to rush down across the border to take advantage of this magnificent offer.

Kamahal? Who dat?

Khmal? Who dat?

OO-AA! That's wude, izzentit?

Yebbut, for how long?

Just like when Dick Smith or Gina Rinehart or any other well-known personality informs me -- me, of all people -- via AI on the computer that "you're only one of a hundred who have been selected" to share in an absolute cornucopia of cash available via the latest scam. Put in only $250 or so and...

Ah, yes ... it's called "service".

Typical, usual government stuff-up. They couldn't organise a naughty in a brothel.

I think there could be a village somewhere that's missing its idiot ...

Bring back the slate, I reckon! Mention the word "slate" to some of the younger people around, and watch the funny looks on their faces.

Wouldn't possibly have anything to do with colour registration when the tubes are getting printed, would it? Break out the tinfoil hats, folks ...

You made the statement -- "simply roll over and die and stop telling each other what should be done".

Oh, great idea! Don't tell anybody about any of the scamming dangers out there. Just sit idly by and let them watch their money disappear and, as the saying goes, "laugh all the way to the bank"? What a dumb bloody statement!

Didn't Coles trumpet, a while ago, that they would always have checkouts available?

Two things -- since when was handling cash to pay a bill a "joy", and whereabouts is the cashless store so I'll know not to go there? Or is that second question an invasion of privacy in these PC/woke days?

A little bit of education -- enough to spell "temporarily" and "EFTPOS" -- mightn't have gone astray, either.