Little children love to get naked
The old man thought, so he spake it
Of all things he could say
His thoughts went that way
Cops checked his PC, now they'll take it!
You could try 'blueys' for the bed..a bit like puppy training sheets. Nurses use them to protect the bedsheets. But if it was me in her situation, I would ask him to sleep in a separate bed and be responsible for his own laundry. Maybe then he will grow up and practise basic hygiene.
One for old time music lovers...
A fellow called Roy was complaining on the phone to his veterinarian friend, Bill, about his cat's sudden bad behaviour. This cat had become very destructive..scatching up his lounge chairs, digging up his pot plants and even chewing up a brand new pair of shoes...