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Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3. F_ _K 4. P_N_S 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X Scroll down Answers: 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX You got all 6 wrong .... didn' t you?? You do NOT have an Alzhemier Problem, ... you have a Sex Problem

Hi, maybe some clarification is needed to the question about which country has the most lakes. The answer is actually Canada and Finland doesn't even make the top ten. Their definition of a lake is very different to the rest of the world. Sorry to be a bringer of bad news.

Couple of funnies... A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time… I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3...

The "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyCanberra" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Special Labrador A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane? The...

No Needles! The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The...

Growing up in Australia..... I'm talking about hide and seek, playing in the park. The corner milk bar, hopscotch, billy carts, cricket in front of the garbage bin and inviting everyone on your street to join in, Skipping, handball, handstands, elastics, bullrush, catch & kiss, footy on the...

The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem , almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began...

Why I'm a Wine Drinker To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink...

Who Said Aussies weren't Romantic Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly isn't...

Amish Miracle A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an...

Why? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. Why do we buy hamburgers in...

Couple of Funnies... A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time… I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3...

Samples Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man "I'll need a urine sample, a faeces sample, and a blood sample". The old man says "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says "What?" So the doctor yells it "I NEED A URINE...

A job? A guy walked into the local centrelink office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job...