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I get lots of scam and spam emails. The worst ones are of a sexualising nature. NO I don't want to enlarge my penis and NO I don't want a sexy bride

Sorry to all the blondes A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the...

My first job paid $18 per week 1 third went to my mother for board, 1 third went on bus fares and I got to keep 1 third I kept for myself. The first thing that I bought was an Onyx and marquise ring which I still have. That was 53 years ago

Well how was it? A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving together: They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves...

Yet another scam I received this email this morning. I have downloaded the Austpost app saves any problems

Winner Winner Croc Dinner A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm, and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The farm owner shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening. Suddenly, a...

TAXI TAXI TAXIThis is very rude but I think you can take it I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And...

There is a group called Starts @ 60 that have lunch meet ups just type into fb and it should pop up. I've been going to lunch and coffee for about 4 years now and have met some amazing people. I even discovered a cousin I didn't know I had. We at bunbury WA meet fortnightly with extra activities...

There is a group called Starts at 60 meet up that have lunch meet ups just type into fb and it should pop up. I've been going to lunch and coffee for about 4 years now and have met some amazing people. I even discovered a cousin I didn't know I had. We at Bunbury WA meet fortnightly with extra...

Weight loss program Weight Loss Program. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around...

These could be done in a sandwich press, yum

I have netflix and I have just signed up to Britbox. Only $90 per year. Best 90 spent in a long time. Why didn't I sign up sooner

Not sure I would fold my sheet on the floor. #1 not very sanitary, I'd do it on the bed or a table #2 not sure I'd be able to crawl around like she does and be able to get up again 😊

I downloaded the half price app. Unfortunately it only compares Woolworths and Coles but is a help. I also have the app Tiendeo which is all catalogues.

$10 challenge A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10...

I hope that we get to hear the repercussions of this disgusting act

My first trip to Bali was in 1980 before it became popular and I fell in love with the place. The people are amazingly friendly and I have some great friends there. I have been 28 times

Christmas joke What do you get when a Christmas tree and an Apple have a baby? A; A Pineapple