Ned Kelly, a notorious Australian bushranger, was captured in 1880 and was executed by hanging on November 11, 1880, after spending 2 years in jail. His last words were allegedly, "Such is life."
Really??
Many years ago a young male friend parked in a Disabled spot (legally). As he got out of the car he was subjected to a muttering of abuse from a couple of elderly women walking by. So he popped off his prosthetic leg and waving it at them asked did they not think this was a disability? At the...
Out to lunch with a dozen or so friends we were divvying up the bill at the end and couldn't work out why when we all put our share in we were still $50 shy of the total. Over and over we went each tallying up what we owed.....then it was spotted.......a $50 charge for tap water!!