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The problem with spell checkers is that they recognise and highlight any word does not exist in their dictionary, but they often don't pick up on where a word has been used in the wrong context, although some of the modern ones are getting a little bit better. I'm reminded of something I read...

I used mine up till March this year, when my bank stopped doing them. All my family including grandkids (except the very youngest) knows what they were.

"I am" is the shortest meaningful sentence in the English language. "I do" is the longest sentence known to man.

When I was in high school our teacher was trying to teach us about Pavlov's experiments, but then a bell rang, and we all got up and went out for lunch.

I guess small things amuse small minds (like mine). I understand she has wooden legs because she is sitting on a bar stool with her skirt dangling unusually to hide that fact, but what actually amuses me most about the whole image is either the photoshopping, or really strange lighting effect...

Ummmm ... A carton of bottles.