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    ‘Ticking time bomb’ at Bunnings that could put you at risk—find out what it is before your next visit!

    Yes, we unfortunately have imported many environmental "disasters" to Oz! Simply, plants/animals that were suited to their own origins, can run rampant in our warmer vast open country! What many people don't realise is that ivy not only physically spreads via its "mother' plant, BUT its seed...
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    TECHNOLOGY WILL REPLACE PAPER

    Mmmmmm,,,,,that could possibly "byte" your bum and deliver an "eek"mail....OUCH...!!!
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    Joke Wanna feel great????

    Yep....."scale" it up, for a GR8 BMI figure....!!!!
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    Joke You broke yours

    Our youngest grandson - who had two older brothers - "dacked" a little girl in the Preppy Kids play area at school one lunchtime. He was "shocked' on what he had exposed to the world! Exclaiming to all and sundry....."LOOK, SHE HASN'T GOT ANY BALLS"! Repercussions....parents called to school and...
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    Discover the Secret: How This Couple Transformed Their Sweltering House into a Cool Paradise Without AC!

    Suely can happen! But, as a horticulturist, "tree" selection/size is manifestly important. Personally, I have six columnar deciduous apple trees planted approx. 800 mm from my western house perimeter. They are about 1.2 meters apart and around 2.5 meters tall. I get the full benefits of hot...
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    MET THIS CUTE FAMILY

    No room at my place....sorry...!!!!....LOL....!!!!
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    Joke Is he the man for you?

    Looks like a future consolidated in "security"....accommodation, financial, amenity...ALL'S good!
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    ACCIDENT-FREE SINCE...

    Very funny to all of us ......whose name is NOT JOE OF COURSE!!!
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    TRUE HUNTING BUDDIES

    Really..????...We ALL know that you finish a written question with a question mark! Did you actually obtain your kindergarten qualification to attend primary school? NUFFY!!!!
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    TRUE HUNTING BUDDIES

    Is he "shooting up" with "crack"?
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    This controversial couple is spending their kids' inheritance on luxury vacations – find out why and if Boomers are entitled to splurge!

    Mmmmm........ sorry to inform you that your fact deficient rant is so flawed that you really need to take a permanent trip back to the "Motherland" to recalibrate! Both the current Victorian and the Federal governments are NOT TORRIES......but.... up to their neck in financing various AFL...
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    Comedian and dog behaviouralist Tony Knight passes away at 54

    Feel better for saying that? Advertising your ignorance AND boorish attitudes says MUCH about who YOU are! Funnily enough. I have never heard of you either......hoping it stays that way.
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    Joke I want a cute one

    I feel like a 21 year old........just can't find one who is available!
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    Joke My latest study on SDC Members

    Keep 'em comin' Mick.......a smile a day keeps the wingers at bay!
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    Joke Would you start to panic?

    Nah...... Vinger as in a German "whinger".....the H is silent in German!
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    Joke Would you start to panic?

    Too predictable........ The "V"inger has spoken!
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    Joke Another One Bites The Dust

    "Up, Up and Away....!".........UNTILL....you're NOT...!!!
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