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The Old Hillbilly Farmer An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning until night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot. One...

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Eyeronic!

Big Success!

Apple!

Hello!

Don't Eat Red Meat!

Re-Assessing Larry! Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that...

A Dad At Its Worst!! Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree it was a ham bush.

''ALEXA?''

UP! As soon as I Got UP this morning, I realized it was UP to me to send this out... An amazing 2 letter English word A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition. UP Read until the end ... you'll laugh. This two-letter word in...

The End Is Near! Sean is the vicar of...

Murphy's Other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is...

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Woke & Eco Friendly!

''I'll Be Back!'' My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy. ‘Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit...

Emergency! The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive!" The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang...

Magician ''What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?'' ''Ian!!''

Time For A Change! A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly...