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My Blue! Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying up his shoe and didn't want to play leap frog. Sorry mate!

Revising The Hits!

Poor Guy!

Pythagoras! A Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of...

Ill- Iterate! A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son." "Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked. It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."

It's Curtains! A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?" A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we...

Hairy! " Mick I have just advised all my male friends not to visit Ashley and Martin scalp restoration clinics" " And why is that Paddy......"..????? " For God sake Mick, have you seen their prices, they're enough to make your hair fall out "....

Takin Care Of Business! I was in the local shopping centre using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a...

Twick Or Tweet! I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween treats. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Diplomacy

Wanna Cuppa?

Reaching Out!

mathmati-call You have $400 and your daughter calls and needs $250. Later on your son calls and needs $100. What do you have left? $400 and 2 missed calls!

Dated!

It's The Little Things My wife said, "Honey I didn’t marry you for your good looks, because you’re not so handsome. And I didn’t marry you for your money either because we’re always broke. I married you for your brain, because it’s the little things that count."

Curiosity

Love And Understanding! On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and his wife in Sioux Falls were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the...

A Life Of Sex Drugs And Rock And Roll Should Not Be Ignored!!! MICK JAGGER 80 MITCH McCONNELL 81

Tomatoes (Adult Content) A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do...

Smithers! In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement ...and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc.) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel...