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Before surgery, my anaesthetist offered me a couple of different options. He could either knock me out with gas, or he could do it with a large wooden boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!

A duke was hunting in the forest A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. "Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!" After...

Guy Goes To The Dr. Complaining Of Headaches The doc tells him, "When I get headaches I go home and just grab my wife and we make mad passionate love." Guy comes back the next week and the doc asks how it worked out. The guy says, "Great! Best advice I ever had.", then adds, " By the way doc...

My date last night was awesome. All it took was a little spark and she was laying on the floor. I love my new taser.

I said to my wife the next generation is doomed for sure. She asked why I was so sure about it. I replied because we are the ones who would be giving them advice when we are old.

Hi Members! This one must have been really tough because only 11 people got it right!! Well done to the following folks: @Big Al @BJM @Joyem @Rosie @Jan A @Jennylolo @aussiestorm @Ricci @SandyM @Robbo128 @reggiesmum2 The answer was... MEAT PIE! 🥧🥧🥧

Does this stir up some memories?

This sounds wonderful! Was it something like this?

I would love to see the shopping cart! Could you email it to us and I'll attach it to your comment? [email protected]

Things were so safe weren't they? You didn't have to worry about kids getting knocked over by speeding cars.

It's a pity that you don't have actual pictures. It sounds like such a precious time. We really take for granted the fact that we can take pictures of literally anything at any time.

The sixpence in the pudding is such a hallmark of Christmas!

Welcome!! Hahaha, I think you're going to get along very well with a lot of our members. We would love to hear the rest of the story when you have time.

Welcome! :D We're glad to have you back. What are some of the biggest differences you're noticing?

Hi Carmie! Welcome :) We're delighted to have you. Tell us a bit more about yourself! How long have you been a retiree?

Welcome!!! :D We're happy to have you. Please tell us a bit more about yourself

Hi! Welcome :) You're right. It really says a lot about a store when they go out of their way to show consideration for their shoppers. I hope you have a wonderful time on the forum!

Hi Lawrence? Do you mean ALDI? It's the store

Welcome Mikras! Please tell us a bit more about yourself. What are some of your interests?