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    FITTED SHEET

    I didn't need to see that I am just going to remove the sheets from the clothesline and make the bed. Its a little bit easier as it is an adjustable bed and i just press the button and the end comes up or the bottom comes up put the sheet around and then fit the top sheet etc and its all done.
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    Joke Even wolves do not like counting sheep

    Baaaa, humbug
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    EATING IN THE FIFTIES

    In those days telephones were attached to the walls and then by a wire to the wall. Mostly though if you wanted to call anyone to make a call you had to go to a box down the street. If you wanted to text anyone you went to the post office to send a telegram.
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    I've Been Everywhere Game

    You eastern staters haven't been west and I have been to none of them well maybe a couple on visits but I have been to more places this side of the great divide. You need to get out and travel a bit to the other two thirds of the country.
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    Joke Us old people don't care

    Probably prepared for Lionel Richie.
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    LOTS OF EXPLAINING

    As a certain unmentionable entertainer used to sing "They tanned his hide Clyde and thats it hanging on the shed"
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    Joke Egypt

    Looks like he dug up some sweet talk.
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    Joke Complaining Neighbour's

    "Put a sock in it"
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    CANNIBALISM

    Cannibals favurite song "I've got you under my skin, deep in the heart of me"
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    TINY DROP OF RAIN

    Western Australia fringe metropolitan. We actually received ).7mm from light showers throughout the day.
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    Thank goodness, cos at our age sometimes it takes a few minutes

    That is why doctors call their clients patients because you certainly need it, firstly to get the appointment and then on that day to see doc on time.
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    Thank goodness, cos at our age sometimes it takes a few minutes

    That is why doctors call their clients patients because you certainly need it, firstly to get the appointment and then on that day to see doc on time.
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    TINY DROP OF RAIN

    Nor sure what rain is saw something drop out of the sky yesterday but I think it was overdew (sic). Last decent shower was October 2 when we got 5.6mm in the gauge and hardly anything measurable (miserable) since then.
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    HOMING PIGEON FOR SALE

    Be it ever so humble there is no place like home.
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    Joke Acorny Joke!

    You could make a fortune with a talking squirrel
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    NO PILLS, NO EXERCISE

    All those solutions have a similar result - death years earlier. Something to look forward to
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    Joke Getting a permanent loan today

    If it doesn't go well you will not have any accommodation worries for an extensive period of time and the debt will be gone anyway as you won't need whatever the debt was for, house, car, boat, ski equipment etc, etc
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    THIS WILL DRIVE HIM WILD

    They also have a fascination with urine and spend most of their walks stopping at every bush, tree, post or anything upright. If they don't like it or do like it I am not sure which they give it a spray. In my walks I note that all dogs are either "wee" dogs or "poo"dles or both. Larger dogs...
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