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    Joke My latest study on SDC Members

    I detect an element of bias in the study
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    Joke Doctor needs to retire

    He obviously needs to keep a better abreast of things particularly his aim.
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    Joke You're next

    I've being going to so many funerals laterly than I am worried I will soon have no one to talk to.
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    Joke While You're There!

    Fools rush in where angels fer to tred!
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    Joke Read Carefully!

    They're not good desert drinks, dry you out and leave you in an unclear state
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    Joke Got some to spare for me?

    As Teve from Fiddler on the Roof says "Its no fun being poor either"
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    DAVE HAS THE FLU

    Euthanasia is reserved for the seniors if they can get away with it. Particularly those who want the house in these challenging times
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    Joke Just a tad too sure of himself

    I've never known to have that long a cord so the worst is possibly a bruise but if not its at best manslaughter
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    BIRD SEED

    You need bigger seed if you want ostriches or emus.
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    Joke Art gallery.

    What would a modernistic or art gaveau building look like- The Ettamooga Pub or the buidings in Taiwan after the earthquake?
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    DEAR LIFE...

    The good thing is as it is with everything: This too will pass
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    Joke Water, please!

    That liver is very dry and is looking livid.
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    BACK ON YOUR FEET

    Bike no good if your unbalanced!!!
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    I love my Mother In-law

    If it wasn't for my mother-in-law I wouldn't have met my wife and had so many glorious years with her, sadly 4 months ago she went to heaven.
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    Credit Card Bandit

    is that why I was getting that blank look.
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    Great Grand Dad Joke of the day

    Try NIce try and tell that to the judge when he jails you for at best unfit to drive or at worst manslaughter because you killed someone while over the influence. Nice try though
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    I THREW, WHACKED AND SPRAYED...

    Should have gone to Specsvers!!!!
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    DELICIOUS OMELETTE

    Eggactly!!!
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    Joke Colouring In

    its all there in black and white.
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