A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her, her drink she says, "It's my birthday today and I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday I'll buy you a drink...
Riddle
Here’s a riddle for everyone!
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
Answer: An hourglass—It has thousands of grains of sand.
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