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If it is not a Steak and Kidney, its not a real 3.142 regurgitating ?

Iron Man

Tipsy, Topsy, Turvy when you have had too many?

Dear Ezzy glad to of been of assistance in brightening your day! That is what I am all about as I have had some dark days in my past! Take care and God Bless! Ox

Rhino appeal

Bloody BIG Moths??

Cow eggs

A woman's truism

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, can you dance the fan dango!

Why can you not tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the bathroom? Because their P is silent!

Where's Mum

Apologize Never?

No one picked up that John Lennon was a right handed guitar player, same as George Harrison. Paul McCartney was the odd one out, playing left handed. It looks like it was a hard days night for many!

Where is Hubby?

A couple of years ago, I was pulled over by a police woman holding a radar gun. She asked me why I was speed, I said I did not think that I was in 60 Klm limit. The police woman then said "this is now a 50 klm speed area!" Bugger she had me. She asked for my driving license, handing the gun to...

Pride week

Set those puppies Free!

If a dachshund was in the Calvin Kline shorts. Would that make it a sausage dog? Woof! Woof!

A few years ago my daughter Megan said "Daddy you should write you're story as you have travelled the world and done so much in your life!" I replied "Megan if I write my story in the car, would that mean it's my Autobiography?" Megan laughed and said "Your an idiot Dad!" Ha! Ha!