Re toll scams: I have had at least 6 text messages that I have a toll fee not paid, but I live in WA and we don't have tolls! Also had 5 Hi Mum and one Hi Dad texts!!!
My dentist told me that many years ago he could tell the people who came from areas that had naturally occurring fluoride because they had few if any cavities, whereas we had lots. In the years after fluoride was added to our water, he could now tell those who didn't get the water with the...
Please remember that other people may not have seen certain jokes before. And others, like me, don't mind reading them again.
You are in danger of becoming rather a bore. How about you buy a joke book and send in some "new ones please"?