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I thought about Maxwell Smart too but could only remember that he used his shoe... ya live and learn every day...

So did Dick Tracy in 1950

I have heard this joke a few times in the past but everytime I read it .. I certainly get a great laugh. Eddy has given up on Social Media for the Year and is trying to make real friends outside of facebook while applying the same principles. Each day he walks down the street and tells...

My No 1 drowl was ... Sophia Loren ... My First Kelpie pup was named Sophia. No 2: Tania Verstak .. Miss Australia 1961 and Miss International 1962, Every Man's dream in those years.

Need one family member in such a category to bail out us old timers out of a jam. THE DOLPHIN TRAINER An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. You’re gonna...

I have never had to clean an air vent that looked as bad as that picture. Most times that I have had anything like that I have used toothpaste with a whitener in it. If i left anything out on the lawn or even on the roof ... birds or dogs would make short work of it .. so it would be easier to...

Kids!!! You have got to love them. In primary school and my eldest is learning bigger words. The teacher's class was "hygiene in the home". My wife was paranoid about a clean home and NOBODY was allowed to even wear shoes in the house. The eldest daughter suddenly states 'Ýes, My Mum is a...

I am a captions only person and it is funny at time but other can be quite annoying ... when the person is obviously chatting on and NO CAPTIONS APPEARING. .. but I do know both swimmer and Liesel Jones was a favourite of mine and Susan O'Neill was such a sweet and loving type with the biggest...

Would you go boating with this guy, if he offered you a joy-ride around the bay? I would be terrified if he lived even in the same suburb as my family .. Maybe this is how the nursery ryhme reported that a cow jumped over the moon ..:mad::mad:

KUDOs to Aust. Mutual.

Telstra has a bad record. Back in or around 2008, Telstra Accounts and services were offloaded to India. So much Telephone Marketing was done by telemarketing people were people with absolutely terrible english both verbally and written. My reply to them was.. Sorry, I do not understand what you...

This is a ruddy good one... (laughing)

In 2001, I was friends with many Americans and I missed the biggest opportunity when I had a chance to buy shares in Google .. the cost was almost dirt and a $500USD to $1000USD investment would be worth a massive fortune today. Larry Page and 4 of us from Case's Ladder were chat friends. So I...