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.... and you should have a right to allow it to go to court so that you can sue for your time wasted, anxiety and unnecessary stress when you are innocent of any wrongdoing (providing you can prove it).

Would you panic?

Do you have anger issues?

Which bird Which bird doesn't have babies?? A swallow

Oh Sh*t

Yes, I originally posted it 2 years ago :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I'm gonna move to 3029 in Tarneit, VIC, or 3030 in Werribee, VIC. I would become highly intelligent if I did. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Goes to show, God is gay and speaks with a lisp

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Don't need to read that one 🤣🤣🤣

No such thing as a lawyer going to heaven ;)

In a hurry

Scary Scream A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is...

You Will Hate Fridays One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy...

Bells Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a...

Autopsy Professor An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the...