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The Pretty Teacher The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love." the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"...

Little Johnny Again One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher...

Confused Teacher The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again –...

The $5,000,000 Question

The Swing

The Drug Store

Two Brawny Men

Little Johnny Little Johnny. One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up...

A Little Boy A Little Boy. A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast. Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and...

Forgive Your Enemies. The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80% held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All...

A Lion 🦁 A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said, “How dare you come up the stage? Even the tiger is...

A Man Bought A Kitten. A man bought a kitten and tried to teach it to speak. Everyday for six years he taught it the alphabet. For hours and hours he’d say to the cat, “Repeat after me…” and then he would say a word, or a sentence. He was eagerly waiting the day when the cat would repeat the...

Little Johnny. Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then...

Thomas Is Single. Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t...

Timbuktu l Timbuktu A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it. Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says, “As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”...