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    Mum reveals how her glass dining table ‘literally explodes’ without warning: ‘We were in shock and disbelief’

    I had this happen to a table of mine. It was sitting inside, with the morning sun on it, when the building air-con kicked in and dumped cold air on it... 💥 BOOM 💥 It had been through incidents of hot and cold changes before without any problems. However, I had just moved home from Adelaide...
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    Food safety experts on alert as parasite spreads across different states

    Everyone who likes Sushi 🍣 😋 🤢
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    WATCH CHOLESTEROL

    GP's have no sense of humour about health. I think that is why I have outlived all five of mine.
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    WATCH CHOLESTEROL

    They are the one thing that I can't stomach.
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    WATCH CHOLESTEROL

    Try eating your chips while lying on the floor. Works for me. 😉
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    Joke Beatles Day 🎵

    Nah, Ringo's nose is much bigger.
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    You won’t believe what my neighbor did—Is this shocking ‘unAustralian’ act becoming the new normal?

    Maybe the person who mows the lawn is being paid to do so. I am allergic to grass clippings, so I can't mow myself. My gardener won't touch anything on the neighbours property. He legally cannot, unless the neighbour asks him to. If he or his employees are injured, or cause damage, whilst...
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    Joke Try the 3 day drink challenge

    I rarely drank on one of those three days, when I was a drinker. But I made up for it on the first of March.
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    COMPUTER TECH

    I've always found that the most IDtenT errors are created by the software engineers who build computer systems.
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    GOT MYSELF A GPS

    I tried that, but I kept leaving the pen and paper in the wrong room. Then couldn't remember that I wanted them when I went to find them.
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    'No cash accepted': Customers furious over unannounced changes in fast food chain

    Based on the latest polling, more people than care about the ALP. Even in the last election, more people voted for the Coalition than voted for the Labor Party, it was green preferences that decided who won. I don't vote for politicians in elections. I count up the number of idiots on the...
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    Outrage as speed cameras destroy Aussie lawns - is your neighborhood next?

    How about this: Unless you are a police officer, acting under the law, you don't have the authority to order a speed camera, or any other government or council vehicle, towed away. But if you call out a tow truck you will be liable for the call out and return to base fees of the towing service.
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    Outrage as speed cameras destroy Aussie lawns - is your neighborhood next?

    Perhaps, but when one was attacked recently it was treated as if it was a police vehicle. Of course, if you feel willing to test the law on this, go ahead.
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    'No cash accepted': Customers furious over unannounced changes in fast food chain

    That is a private member bill from National Party Senator Andrew Gee , also supported by Bob Kater. But it is not Coalition policy, yet.
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    'No cash accepted': Customers furious over unannounced changes in fast food chain

    Sadly the government has changed the law to allow businesses that put up signs saying that they won't accept cash to reject cash payments. It started with Covid scares about cash spreading the virus and stayed in place.
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    Outrage as speed cameras destroy Aussie lawns - is your neighborhood next?

    Letting down the tyres on a police vehicle is a crime in moststates, and it does carry a potential prison sentence. I believe that you are more likely to be imprisoned for it than if you break into someone's home and force them to give you their car keys. "Justice!!!, no sorry don't know...
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