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Definitely for the vegans. Told one once that rice was mouse droppings. White rice from white mice, brown from brown, etc of course. Took her over an hour to catch on, but only because she suddenly remembered being served rice in a vegan restaurant. 24yo and a university law graduate.

Probably the diary same entry as on every other page.

I certainly don't think that you are being unreasonable. It's your right to use the inheritance from your parents as you feel appropriate.

That's not Global Warming, it's just Shrinkflation

Does it have one to pull your dipstick?

Teacher: Do you think I'm stupid? Little Johnny: Well you spent 4 years in university only to get sent back down to primary school.

When on a temporary assignment in Western Australia, I began to suspect someone was sneaking into the house I was renting while I was at work. So I got myself a bookshelf security camera and alarm and set it up watching the door I was sure was the point of entry. Returning that night I found...

What is the term for a group of federal politicians repealing gun laws? Mass Suicide.

That's one of the reasons truck drivers used to refer to motorcyclists as Temporary Australians.

Giving way doesn't just mean stopping, it also means slowing down, changing lanes or adjusting your direction of travel. Way is short for 'Headway' the nautical term for the 'speed and direction of travel of a vessel. So if there's a vehicle in a roundabout travelling from left to right in...

I recall encountering a small shopping centre in a regional town in NSW some years ago which had trolleys that would not leave the shopping centre, except to the car park. They also could not leave the carpark, except by the entrances to the centre. I also encountered a shop in France where...

Another problem is the people who assume that if they approach a roundabout from the right of other vehicles they automatically have right of way over them. They don't. It's give way to vehicles already in the roundabout, even if they are on your left. Plus you can not accelerate when...

It's the helicopter of the birds. It can take off and land vertically, can fly in any direction, can be accurately positioned where you need it, and can hover on the spot while performing tasks. But it uses 10 times as much fuel, carries a fraction of the payload, can't fly if there's more...

To my mind the point was to show us who were in charge in our school. That place has a bad reputation for bullying, and it wasn't just kids who were to blame it.

But it didn't work... It was the original phone scam.

Yes, it is very. The case is still unsolved.