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    Joke Export Import

    I take it your boomerang 🪃 didn’t come back.
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    Eclipses

    Yes, Our Sun's only a baby.
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    Eclipses

    The clear ball represents the volume of the Sun and the blue balls represents the number of Earth's that would equal the Sun in volume. Trying to show the Sun, Moon, Earth and space between them to scale in a single image is pretty pointless. You'd need an image the size of a football field...
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    ABC presenter Tony Armstrong faces backlash over controversial side job amid integrity concerns

    No one working for the ABC (Australia Bashing Corporation) can be considered to have integrity. They completely ignore the charter, despite being legally bound to abide by it, they ignore their Managing Director and the Board. Being now a staff run collective... Industrial Communism at its...
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    Joke Only 1 thing better

    Here in the Hunter Valley people don't settle for less than barrels, many of them. (Difficult for a non drinker like myself)
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    Jack Paints the Inside of the Church

    It was rain Holywater.
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    Jack Paints the Inside of the Church

    Now that was PUNishment.
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    Joke his problems are bound to shrink

    Definitely not good weather for snakes either.
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    Residents Outraged: Is a Local Portuguese Club Louder Than the Jets Above This Aussie Suburb? Discover the Surprising Truth!

    My father used to say, "Never blame on malice that which can equally be explained by stupidity." The same applies to 'racism' and 'selfishness'. It would not matter what type of club it was or what background the neighbours have. There's always someone who demands it's shut down if they are...
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    Joke Dad Joke 🧻

    It should have got stuck in a chicken's crack.
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    Switchboard

    I never worked with one of those, but I did have a role in getting one reinstalled to replace a new 'Wonderful' automatic switchboard. It has a feature that allowed you to auto-forward calls to your extension to someone else. So, several of us decided to see what would happen if we each...
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    Watch Out: Video Exposes Boomer Vandalising a Tesla – Could Your Car Be Next?

    Silly old fool. I don't have any love for EV's, but that's just evil. I hope someone recognises him and he gets fined on top of having to pay for the damage.
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    Tragic car crash: Diabetic driver accused of killing five reportedly has ‘no memory’ of incident

    You did on This thread and they didn't deserve it. I never said that my complaints were worse, I'm not epileptic or schizophrenic, nor any of many other similar conditions that make life a constant struggle. I was simply pointing out that your complaint was not unique in being the basis for...
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    Tragic car crash: Diabetic driver accused of killing five reportedly has ‘no memory’ of incident

    Strange you're complaining about people being nasty, yet you labelled someone on another thread as being "a dumb twit." Try being consistent. My suggestion was that, if they can measure the symptoms that indicate that a type 1. Diabetic is unsafe to drive, then it should be possible to stop...
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    State resorts to significant road rule change over increased road-related incidents

    Only hospitalisations are available, and they show a significant rise between 2012-2016 (34,024 - 38,963), after which there was a review of the methodology. I don't have the time to go through the report to see the reasons for this. After the review a much slower rise between 2017-2019...
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    Catching the Bouquet

    Sadly I know a number of people who would fight to catch that bouquet if they could be certain that it would work.
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    State resorts to significant road rule change over increased road-related incidents

    I recommend you check the statistics I posted earlier. You will see that the statistics regarding cyclists deaths over the last 11 years does not show a continuing rise. In terms of all Road Deaths, Australia's fatality rate dropped by 11.4% between 2013 and 2022. Though the rest of the OECD...
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