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  1. Mrtnst

    Joke Would you pass up on dessert?

    My Dessert Stomach is lost in the Desert of my wallet 😩
  2. Mrtnst

    AIBU 11.11.2024

    A few people on here need to consider the motto: "Don't s*** in your own bed!" Letting their tyres down or blocking their driveway or building entrance will put a target on you and your family and annoy the police, losing any support for your cause. I suggest that you make records of the...
  3. Mrtnst

    Shocking Truth Revealed: British Backpacker Dares to Expose What Sydney Locals Won't Tell You!

    One of my parents came from Birmingham and the other from Liverpool, both places that had the same reputation as the Western Suburbs of Sydney. I well recall their comments about how stuck-up, lazy and condescending people in South East England, London and the Home Counties (particularly Kent)...
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    Brain Teaser What comes next in this series?

    What comes next in this series? 1, 2, 6, 12, 60, 420, 840, ?
  5. Mrtnst

    Brain Teaser A place for one

    Answer
  6. Mrtnst

    Brain Teaser What is the Highest Number You Can Make? 🤔 #3

    Of course if you have full value fire insurance on your home and business and a very friendly, & not too greedy, insurance assessor you could make a large 7 or 8 digit number. Though you'd be risking getting 788,940,000 [The minimum number of seconds in a 25 to life sentence]
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    'Oh, the humanity!': Australians express outrage over store's disappointing announcement

    No Currawongs in my area (or Crows), but that little Kookaburra is happy to share her sausages with a couple of local Magpies - after she's had her share. However, the three together with a 'handful🤣' of rainbow lorakeets have taught the local cats sneaking into my backyard isn't wise.
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    Brain Teaser A place for one

    Thanks, but I have to admit that I think that I may have read it in a book... a very long time ago.
  9. Mrtnst

    Small issue leads to major travel disruption that cost $2,000

    Neither Security nor Customs personnel have authority to make decisions regarding passports, they probably didn't even look at it. It's Immigration that checks passports thoroughly. However, the airline staff at her original check-in desk should have checked her passport, when they looked up...
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    Joke Like father, like son

    Yes.
  11. Mrtnst

    AIBU 08.11.2024

    A true friend who is comfortably well off would be unhappy if their best friend, who they know is far less fortunate than them were to overspend on them. It might seem like the gift is either an attempt to pretend greater wealth than is real or an indication that the poorer friend feels...
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    Brain Teaser A place for one

    A place for one This series contains all the Arabic digits except 1. 8, 5, 4, 9, 7, 6, 3, 2, 0. Where should 1 be to complete the series?
  13. Mrtnst

    Joke Pulled Over

    It would probably be the last taxi that would come to his house... but it might be worth it.
  14. Mrtnst

    Joke Therapy

    He better lock up his fishing rods or it's likely they'll 'accidentally' get stuffed in the next garbage truck that visits his home.
  15. Mrtnst

    Australians can't stop laughing at this ridiculous road error – now the council's on the case!

    Based upon my experience the last time I visited Pot Mac (sic), the problem was probably what was smoked not what was drunk. You don't get high performance when you are performing high.
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    'Oh, the humanity!': Australians express outrage over store's disappointing announcement

    Last time I tried to have a sausage sizzle someone stole all the sausages. I'm not naming names, but there's one clear suspect.
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