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  1. Luckyus

    Australia's radical plan to end smoking: Shocking changes that might affect you!

    Doesn't matter how much government saves, it still wants the revenue it gets now. So if everybody gives up smoking then they'll just raise taxes on everything else in which case you'll end up paying more, they just can't help themselves. (Arseholes)
  2. Luckyus

    Over 215,000 households eligible for financial support as minister urges everyone to apply

    S. A Offer there. Q. Possibility. N.T Possibility. W.A Possibility. TAS Possibility. N.S.W Possibility. ACT Definite Possibility. VIC No. F. Chance.
  3. Luckyus

    Are your driving skills outdated? Experts believe so and here's why

    'It could be something like, when you turn 50, you are invited to have an extra driving lesson just to check in on your driving,' That's the way it starts out and then lo and behold becomes a law, another hoop the arseholes want you jump through.
  4. Luckyus

    Over 215,000 households eligible for financial support as minister urges everyone to apply

    A soon as I read the headline I know it couldn't have anything to do with the woeful poxy bloody Victorian Labour Party. I think any future ten times removed will still be paying off the debts incurred by the megalomaniac Andrews. Without any current attempt by the current government seeming to...
  5. Luckyus

    Australia Post expands delivery options for holiday rush

    Fast becoming like the present government, not fit for purpose.
  6. Luckyus

    Joke Are You a Cat? 🐈

    Nothing wrong with a threesome?
  7. Luckyus

    You won't believe the one question these people googled after their election results!

    If his Presidency was so bad< why did Biden reverse everything that trump fought for from the day dirt bag got into power and nobody is going to convinve me that Willie Browns knee trembler was ver effective.
  8. Luckyus

    TV host's shocking comment on Princess Catherine's post-cancer look sparks outrage

    To be honest as soon ai I heard her I thought ty rhymed with something else? As she's certainly got a mouth like one. Also on the subject, While I certainly don't use it as an excuse as a current sufferer of cancer since 2010 the treatments can affect your appearance and the energy it takes to...
  9. Luckyus

    Brothel Manager Exposes Shocking Underground Requests: What Really Goes on Behind Closed Doors in LA?

    So one these a bloke going to in off the street tel them what he wants and he'll be given the whole nine yards Bourbon, Cuban Cgars and all he wanted, was a shag.
  10. Luckyus

    You won't believe the one question these people googled after their election results!

    In stead of wondering whats going to happen with this governement you motivate them to gor our own lazy bastards off ther f arsest and get a job.
  11. Luckyus

    Unveiled at last: The secret Harbour Bridge restaurant Sydney locals can't stop talking about! Discover it now!

    Upon arrival, 87 metres above sea level, guests are welcomed with a glass of sparkling wine, Breathing apparatus, ECG? ETC.
  12. Luckyus

    Joke Are You a Cat? 🐈

    I've always preferred pussy?
  13. Luckyus

    SDC Trivia Game #537 - 13/11/2024

    "HO HUM" Just need to have been doing trivia, perhaps we can have some fresh ones.
  14. Luckyus

    Word Association Game

    Laddies
  15. Luckyus

    TV host's shocking comment on Princess Catherine's post-cancer look sparks outrage

    I have heard her idiotic vapid remarks, as soon as she opens her Gob. She reminds me of a old Tommy Steele hit? " What a mouth, what a mouth, what a North and South blimey what a mouth she's got. As far as her being an actress she'd be good as a Drury Lane Whore. Also the first she thing she...
  16. Luckyus

    Joke Just a Pun

    Just a Pun Any married person should forget their mistakes. No use in two people remembering the same thing.
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