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  1. Gazman

    Joke Very rare indeed

    LMFAO
  2. Gazman

    EATING YOUR FOOD

    Also a very clever trick!
  3. Gazman

    The Suitcase

    Super hero - yeah whatever.....
  4. Gazman

    Great Grand Dad Joke of the day

    Now we know what's wrong with our politicians, they're drinking too much water and full of poo.
  5. Gazman

    Great Grand Dad Joke of the day

    Now then, it didn't say get pissed. Sensible drinking, don't get sloshed if you're going to drive.
  6. Gazman

    Great Grand Dad Joke of the day

    Circa, when in India drink beer, lemonade or cola.
  7. Gazman

    Medical dictionary

    Too damn right!
  8. Gazman

    Joke Strip down.

    Bit of a balls up?
  9. Gazman

    ‘It threw me off’: This common Aussie phrase puzzles American singer

    Yes, but did I vote for him or the other clown? No I did not!
  10. Gazman

    ‘It threw me off’: This common Aussie phrase puzzles American singer

    Perhaps he should act like a pigeon and flock off?
  11. Gazman

    ‘It threw me off’: This common Aussie phrase puzzles American singer

    No worries covers a multitude of things, what's wrong with it?
  12. Gazman

    FIGURING OUT

    The maker likes bottoms?
  13. Gazman

    ‘It threw me off’: This common Aussie phrase puzzles American singer

    He should just POQ back to America. At least we don't have Donald effing Trump or young Biden!
  14. Gazman

    This petrol station photo has some Australians furious—can you spot the reason why?

    Alex you've misspelt a word certain as certin. That's good as certin with the letters changed is "cretin". That is appropriate. The fuel pump should be turned off by the operator! Normal people are not allowed to break the rules, politicians and rich people can!
  15. Gazman

    Joke Another One Bites The Dust

    Good time to advertise undies. His will need replacing!
  16. Gazman

    Joke British Rail Train Name?

    Are they taking the piss?
  17. Gazman

    Joke British Rail Train Name?

    Willy Wonkas chocolate factory?
  18. Gazman

    Joke British Rail Train Name?

    It's collecting heaps of freight. Chug a lug, chug a lug.
  19. Gazman

    Luckless or reckless? Driver crashes thrice in five months

    First road rule, avoid accidents at all costs. Especially the right of way, don't argue with a truck, their way proves right even if against the rules. Pull your head in and drive to the surrounds!
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