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She said "you horny little devil!"

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Val a Frenchman, the manager at the Bistrot Cafe in Fremantle, gave me a free coffee this morning, for being a regular customer. I said "You're a Gentleman and a Scholar Val, I hope they don't bury you all in the same grave? Otherwise, it will be crowded!" He laughed and said "You English have...

As if?

They need butt plugs, to stop the dribble!!

Size does matter?

I will never fly Virgin airlines, as they have never flown before!!!

In the Puking USA where else????????

Vitamins and Hormone's What is the difference between a Vitamin and a hormone? I don't know, what is the difference between Vitamin and a hormone? Answer; You cannot make a vitamin.

Olympic High Diving Board Competition Paddy was the last highboard diver of the event. He climbed to the highest board and readied himself with his tiptoes just on the edge of the platform, facing the steps, with his back to the water. He quickly raises his hands high into the air with force...

Only Paddy can tell you in such a way to go take a holiday! That you actually enjoy the experience!

Her Majesty the Queen and Margaret Thatcher Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and Margaret Thatcher were sharing a horse drawn carriage, from Buckingham Palace to Parliament House at Westminster for the opening of Parliament. On the way there one of the six horses, nearest the carriage let off a huge...

Paddy once applied for a job with the Irish Navy, as a deckhand on their submarine. But he declined the job, as he could not hold his breath long enough!!

offended

He's a crack shot!!

Wizard

Yes his blind and deaf wife!

Oh! dear, not a Bieber lover eh!!