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No to mention, Car Fart-igued!!

In the early 1970's I went to Bolton Technical College Fred Dibnah lived not far away. I watched Fred demolish factory chimneys, we used any of the brick as foundations for buildings on the farm. Fred is a legend where I come from. "LEST We Forget! Amen!

That could be read two ways, first step up? Or first step down?

Oh dear that's a rung of the mill, bad joke, I mean dad joke!

And tha is how the camel came to be a tail gatter!! Boys and Girls!

Sorry SDC your writer has it wrong. The picture was taken looking South across the Junction of the Swan and Canning Rivers from Stirling Highway. The orange glow is the early morning sunrise. Many newly weds have a photo taken stood cuddling at the iconic Boat Shed. Love to all at SDC. OXox

That on its side? I'd like to see that!

This is so funny!!

Aunty Rolls Don't you mean OGGIES as in Cornish Pasties? I see Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Is derived from the following historical fact! Love to all on SDC Ox https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2001/apr/21/foodanddrink.features31

As teenagers back in the UK in the early 1970's we bounce moved a Mini Minor car over, so we could get a car park in Trafford Park to go and watch Manchester United play Stoke-On-Trent. Shouting "Come on you Reds!"

When things were a bit tough in our household Dad would say, in a Lancastrian accent "If thas not had enuf ta eat, git this sel, sum bread an drippin. We lived over the hill from the Monty Python 4 Yorkshiremen "Eh when I wur a lad!"

Face book for me is a way of contacting all my family and friends that I have all over the world. I am in Australia on my own, with my two daughters and now two granddaughters, who live within an 18 k radius. Praise God, who I pray will bless you and yours with Health! Wealth! & Happiness! As he...

He's A Golden Retriever he could not take offence!

Why? I have never seen any Indians there! I drive through at least twice a year! Gudness gracious Me! Cowamarup cows are Frisian milk cows not like Indian cows! So what do U think happens to a milking cow, when it's gone past it's use by date? They get cut up for steakes! Yummy 4 mi Tummy! I...

Oh Dear!

Which uniform would U like me to wear Nevertiki?

The tongue is the strongest muscle of the human body! It can cause a lady to jump off of the bed!!

Paddy and Mick go into the unemployment office and see a sign that reads "tree fellas wanted!" Paddy says to Mick "If Jerry had a been with us, we would a got that job!"

A new position, Double Fold?