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Scotsmen have been warning of so called global warming for hundreds of years, as they have not been wearing any underwear under their Kilts! C U Jimmy! Love to all on SDC from Perth Western Australia. Regards Phil Ox

Hi Mitchellowe Are you living in a state housing situation? The center link payments are deducted by the fortnightly rent before the payment is deposited into your nominated bank account! Check the figures now? Take care and stay safe. Regards Phil

Cats don't always land on their feet

Kung Fu......Kwai Chang Caine caught it with his chop sticks

She is too fridged!!

His regret is that he has short arms and deep pockets. He cannot reach the penny, in case it is a follow through!

Todays Trivia What is a group of Clams called! SDC says "a bed" No it's not! It's called? Dinner!

Reminds me of a ditty on a toilet cubicle at High school "Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only Farted!"

Just like the Bomb tokens painted on the fuselage of Lancaster Bombers during the second world war. Less We Forget! Those and their families who paid the ultimate sacrifice Amen! Love to all on SDC Ox

No what is viber? I am on whatsapp

G'Day Ed Where you from in UK? Here is my email [email protected] and mobile 0422 898 612 if you like to talk out of this medium. Regards PHil

Thanks for that Lucyus Take care and stay safe! Fair winds and following seas mate! Regards Phil

Read that 10 years ago. I do not need to check, mine is 4 times the length and ladies say "size does mater and what U can do with it!" If it helps I have farmers hand! And my tongue has never failed to get myself out of a sticky situation!"

Was that Royal or Merchant navy. I did quite a bit of work on Blue Port Star Line and ACT 1-2-3 ships in Wellington Harbour New Zealand mid late 70's. R U in WA Luckyus?

I think you will enjoy this Luckyus