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    Joke Nerd Joke.

    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Who. Who who? What are you an Owl?
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    Joke Un Curious Cats 🐱

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    Joke Un Curious Cats 🐱

    Doctor- Doctor What's good for biting fingernails? Very sharp teeth.
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    FILTERS WE GREW UP WITH:

    Looks like Charlie Chapman Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor-Doctor you have to help me, I keep thinking I am a bridge. What's come over you? So far, a truck, a motorcycle, and 2 cars.
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    Monarchist groups criticise premiers for absent reception during royal visit

    If we became a republic the fight would be on as to who would lead the country, I cannot see any of the present leaders of the different parties being capable to do the job of leading Australia.
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    Joke Crocodile Wrestler

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a vampire's dog? A Blood Hound.
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    Joke Crocodile Wrestler

    Another oldie but a good one if you have not heard it before
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    Aussie accent

    Being a National Service call up in the UK I do not find it Funny. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did one skeleton say to the other? If we had any guts, we would get out of here.
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    Unsuspecting teacher falls victim to sophisticated investment scam

    A teacher should have had more sense, Golden dollars before the eye strikes again.
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    WEIRD-LOOKING BRA...

    If worn as a bra by new mother good for straining baby's milk. Dennis R's Afternoon joke. What did the shirt say to the blue jeans? Meet you on the clothesline- that's where I hang out.
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    WEIRD-LOOKING BRA...

    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why was the butcher worried? His job was at steak.
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    Joke Why do French eat Snails? 🐌

    Dennis R's Morning Pun What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a mild-mannered reporter? Cluck Kent.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🚽

    Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Wednesday Wednesday who? Wednesday saints go marching in.
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    Joke Diced Onion 🧅

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What is the name of the detective who sings quietly to himself while solving crimes? Sherlock Hums!
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    Joke Joke told at work today

    How many dashed for their ruler?
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    Joke Mick Jagger

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What kind of Bee's fight? Rumble Bees.
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    Joke Dad Joke 🍦

    Dennis R's Morning pun. What do you call a mad flea? A looney-tic.
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    RAA insurance refunds thousands due to pricing discrepancies

    Never had any trouble with the bank, in fact they have been very helpful on several occasions, When I go in they treat me like one of the staff, Pity they do not have more branches.
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    RAA insurance refunds thousands due to pricing discrepancies

    #3 weeks ago, I received my RAA gold card for being a member for 50 years, this added to my Business Club to Beyond bank for being a member for 50 years, I also spent 6 years with it when it was a credit union.
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