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Very clever!

You must have a tremendous Christmas together!

So sorry to hear of another good actor leaving the stage. My deepest commiserations to his family and close friends who will miss him much more that his adoring public.

Two deaf men were discussing their night out the previous evening. The first man said, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble." The second man said, "Boy, you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started...

He won't have a wake up shock as he doesn't have feelings to start with!

Perhaps the spelling mistakes were on purpose so no-one would know for sure who wrote the note!

I had a reading many many years ago and the lady in question (who was a complete stranger to me) seemed to know everything about me and even gave me the name of the man I was seeing at the time. Many years later I got together with this man and we spent some very happy years together until his...

MatrnityWards I remember when I had my son in Coventry, England, 61 years ago. There was a young woman in the ward who was obviously a little slow in her thinking. She went around asking everyone when they got married as she was very proud to say she got married the day before her baby was...

Clever!

I had two new coins in change this week. They are both two dollar coins with King Charles III on them and dated 2024. Have put them aside as I thought the new coins with King Charles on them were not being released until next year. This is the first time I have received coins for the year in...

A blonde was coming from work. As she turned into her street she noticed smoke coming out of her house. She started yelling, "Fire! Fire! My place is on fire, come quick" Then she called the fire brigade. She said, "My house is on fire, my house is on fire, come quick" The guy asked her how...

My daughter and other members of her husband's family have all seen Friend Requests on Facebook which used their names. They have had to change their face book account and use a different name to be able to stay in touch with their relatives, many of whom live overseas and this is the quickest...

I just received this email from the NAB but I have never had an account with them. Obviously a scam but be warned in case other members get a letter who do have an account with them! Action Required: Security Update Dear Customer, You are receiving this notification because our...

I agree with you. There were too many Apps built into my phone and I am still trying to get rid of those I don't use!!

I find I have to use savings to supplement my Pension. It is difficult to maintain a house as old as mine and buy food and travel expenses are ridiculous. The Government should have their pension cut to a certain number of years according to how many months they served on the government then...

Kris Kristofferson was such a prolific song-writer and singer he will be missed by so many people including me. I loved his role in A Star Is Born with Barbra Streisand. They made it seem so real and I still cry every time I see it. Another one of our great musicians has left the stage!