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Thanks for that Vinylted, I had no idea it was the cars. Always thought it was me and the shoes I was wearing at the time.

In the early 80's I owned an 82 XE Falcon and a mate owned a 79 XD. I would get zapped regularly when touching the door handle of the XE but we never got zapped touching the XD door handles.

Legless Parrot A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You...

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My 76 year old eyes won't be able to read the small tags.

RIP Ronnie and The Big Man.

Now you're talking. IMO far, far better than the original.

Nudist Beach A young couple decided to take their six year old son to the beach for the day. Not just any beach but a nudist beach. So they go down the beach and find a place to sit and the young boy asks "Mummy can I go for a walk along the beach" and Mum says "Yes but don't go out of my...

Nuclear Bomb.