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My name is John but I am nowhere near as smart as that John 👍

He must have forgotten to put the bus on George

Why didn’t I think of that? I am as dumb as the Prince 😜

I know the kid was asked 7 questions but I would have got the last 8 wrong Great yarn 👍👍👍

It just shows you that dad’s are 100 percent fantastic baby sitters Hic I’ll have a half😜

I can remember sitting down with my grandfather on a Sunday night listening to Mr Gallagher and Mr Sheen on a very statically radio So long ago!

I do believe that with the grace of God that fellow would have to attend church the following Sunday 😂😂😂

I was wondering what the old fisherman would have done 🤔

If the mule was for sale he wouldn’t go cheap at an auction Great yarn 👍

I don’t know how to send you messages so I will try it from here We went to the dump today and a sign said before we hit this rough road “Tighten your bra straps and remove your dentures “ That road was rough and my wife ignored the warning

If the Irishman was only farty what would the elephant have done?🤔

Brilliant! I believe this to be oh so common 👍👍👍

I would love this Where can you buy it?🍷🍷🍷

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I think Eileen W and Darian should get together over a bottle of Sauvignon and report on which particular part of the above statement that they gelled with 🤔

Was her name Mrs Magoo ? I loved it as those of us over 75 in Qld have to have a test every year to get our license renewed and from what the doctor told her she can drive now without a license I would love to consult him 👍👍👍

I thought that was a brilliant idea and the poor bugger shouldn’t have been punished the way he was 🥸👍

That is exactly my schedule each morning You definitely have to sit down and think as soon as you get out of bed