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What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey. What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, while breaking wind? A stinky winky wonky donkey. What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano...

In primary school, we marched around the quadrangle every Monday morning. We saluted the flag and sang God Save the Queen. This became very real for me when in 1953, because when I was 10, Queen Elizabeth visited Adelaide, and we all went to Wayville Showgrounds to see her! We each received a...

I sat on the plane in first class. There was a vacant seat next to me. I prayed for a beautiful woman to join me, and she did! We were headed from Sydney to Amsterdam. I asked her whether she was travelling for business or pleasure. She replied that it was a bit of both. Then she explained that...