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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A woman goes to a doctor about her husband's temper, the doctor asks what's the problem, the woman says Doctor I do not Know what to do, everyday my husbands seems to lose his temper, the Doctor says I have a cure for that, when it seems that your husband is going to lose his temper, just take a glass of water and swish it in your mouth, keep swishing but do not swallow it until he calms down or leaves the room, two weeks later the woman comes back to the Doctor looking fresh and new born, she says to the Doctor that was a brilliant idea every time my husband was losing it I swished and swished and he calmed down, how does a glass of water do that? The Doctor says the water itself does nothing, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.
 
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