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mjm9

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Call me John ,,,,​

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Very similar to the sailor joke I posted a week ago LMAO
 
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Great reply 🤣🤣 I would love to see that happen to one of my sons our surname is a long Greek name with 14 letters 😁
 
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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Muldoon's Pet Dog.
Muldoon lived on his own in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company, one day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish Priest and asked, father my dog is dead, can you say a mass for the poor creature? Father Patrick replied I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for animals in the church but there is some Baptist down the lane and there is no telling what they believe in, maybe they can do something for the poor creature, Muldoon said I will go straight down to see if they can help, do you think a donation of 5,OOO pounds is enough to donate to them for their services? Father Patrick exclaimed, sweet Mary, mother of Jesus why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic.
 
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