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Dad Joke 
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring,
but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring,
but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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Hitting the nail on the head, is bang on!
After getting hit in the head, with a piece of wood he just cut. He saw that coming!
After getting hit in the head, with a piece of wood he just cut. He saw that coming!
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haha @Mikev You nailed it!
If only you could come over to our place and convince my husband to finish grouting the bathroom tiles. He’s plastered again!
Last week, he was supposed to secure nails onto the roof. You guessed it! Hammered again.
If only you could come over to our place and convince my husband to finish grouting the bathroom tiles. He’s plastered again!
Last week, he was supposed to secure nails onto the roof. You guessed it! Hammered again.
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I once knew a guy who worked on a building site. A brick fell from a great height and missed his shoulder by eight inches.Hit him right on his head.
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How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet?
Leave the plunger in the toilet?
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Ouch! He would not see that coming & it would make his eyes water, too!
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For women, pregnancy can also have a multitude of usefulness...
BEARER - A sub-floor structure of support - the hips
BAGGING - A method of covering the body to look like a bag
AG LINING - A perforated pipe for constant peeing
FOOTING - A method to support and transfer the foundation - feet
BEAM HANGING - A beam to support hanging joints - the stomach
PELMETTING - A cover conceal tracks - skin cream
BEARER - A sub-floor structure of support - the hips
BAGGING - A method of covering the body to look like a bag
AG LINING - A perforated pipe for constant peeing
FOOTING - A method to support and transfer the foundation - feet
BEAM HANGING - A beam to support hanging joints - the stomach
PELMETTING - A cover conceal tracks - skin cream
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